“one homosexual can pollute a government office”
—U.S. Senate subcommittee report, 1950
Thursday, August 12, 2004
This blog's first-ever prize contest!
What would you do if, hypothetically, your landlord put up a Bush/Cheney sign in the front yard? (Yes, he does live on the premises.) A free marriage equality bumper sticker will be awarded to the person who, in my sole discretion, posts the most creative, successful, or original response.
Good one. And, considering my landlord won't rent to black people, probably a realistic one. As my basline strategy, I would place in the yard each of the following items, one per 24-hr period, in the middle of the night, until the sign was removed: a) a Nixon/Goldwater yard sign, probably available on ebay; b) an oil rig hand-made out of styrofoam and cardboard; c) a light-up, flashing GWB reconstructed from a Christmastime lawn ornament. If the sign stayed up, at least it would have good company...
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My tremendous powers of deduction sense a problematic living situation---in Andersonville?
Good one. And, considering my landlord won't rent to black people, probably a realistic one. As my basline strategy, I would place in the yard each of the following items, one per 24-hr period, in the middle of the night, until the sign was removed: a) a Nixon/Goldwater yard sign, probably available on ebay; b) an oil rig hand-made out of styrofoam and cardboard; c) a light-up, flashing GWB reconstructed from a Christmastime lawn ornament. If the sign stayed up, at least it would have good company...
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