My current LEGAL status is...

Earlier today, while avoiding preparing for my qualifying exams, I filled out a survey on the Internet that was aimed at gay men (it was sponsored by Pfizer and asked a lot of questions about whether I simultaneously use Viagra and other drugs during sex). Here was my favorite part of the survey:

My current LEGAL status is…

[ ] Single/Never Married

Domestic Partner / Civil Union

[ ] Opposite Sex
[ ] Same Sex

Legal Marriage

[ ] Opposite Sex
[ ] Same Sex (in Canada, Massachusetts, or another country)

Other Marriage (Legality to be determined)

[ ] Same Sex (in San Francisco, New Paltz, Nyack, or other US State County)

Divorced / Separated

[ ] Opposite Sex
[ ] Same Sex

Widowed

[ ] Opposite Sex
[ ] Same Sex